calling all beautiful music fans!

This Saturday my very favorite music band, Depeche Mode, is coming to Utah. By absolutely no coincidence, I have tickets. I need somebody to go with me. If you're a beautiful girl and you're at least a fair-weather fan of me or the band, let me know. Also let me know how much you're willing to pay for a ticket. I'll take the girl with the best beauty-to-ticket payment ratio (or I might just take my brother or something). Seriously, let me know. I HAVE A TICKET FOR YOU (possibly). If you don't want to go, tell all your semi-gothic synth-pop oldschool eighties mistresses. Maybe THEY want to go.