"Love hurts. Sure, not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
I'm sad, but laughing.
Why did you disrupt that rendition of Shakespeare in the Park?
"Yes, well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy"
1 comment:
Rest in Peace, Mr. Nielsen. Heaven suddenly got a lot more funny.
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