Tuesday, November 11, 2008

the ascendancy of the child

I should have posted this news a while ago. People and Wikipedia have both confirmed that the child of promise foretold by the comedy gods entered our realm on October 25th, 2008. His name shall be known to us mortals as Archibald "Archie" William Emerson Arnett and he weighed 129 ounces upon gracing our world. Let us rejoice by watching Arrested Development, Hot Rod, Mean Girls and DVRed Weekend Updates all at once on several different tvs.

3 Comments:

Blogger Steph said...

What if the kid isn't funny at all? Like really pretty people who have ugly kids.

November 11, 2008 10:36 PM  
Blogger Saule Cogneur said...

I fear there may be a wicked queen lurking in the shadows to destroy him. I imagine the prophecy also tells of the child ending her tyrannous reign.

November 12, 2008 12:11 AM  
Blogger J.R. said...

This is like The Child of Michael Jordan and a female Michael Jordan. If he can't slam dunk the whole world will collapse. We might need to rig it. Let's start clubbing the legs of other infants that perhaps could be as funny as Archie.

November 12, 2008 12:37 PM  

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