Friday, February 02, 2007
i thought of two different funny titles for this entry but they were both really offensive and inappropriate
I had a really weird, bizarre thought today. If I weren't involved with someone, I wonder if Sheri Dew would date me. I'm not saying I'm particularly attracted to her or anything, but how desperate do you suppose she is? What would she be like on a date? I bet she's potentially crazier than we would think.
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What in the world!? All I know is -If I were a dude I wouldn't want to date a lady that gives stupid titles to books like: "If life were easy, it wouldn't be hard". What in the heck is that supposed to mean!? That has always bugged the crap out of me.
Also, as your girlfriend, I give you permission to give it a shot if you ever happen to run into Sheri.I'm sure she would be flattered - you are pretty dang cute.
I automatically imagined the date flanders had with the reappearing Buisness Woman with the short blond hair that wears the skirt suite. And I picture her saying things like "and in dating me you'll find stregnth, quality, goodness, and a forward thinker." And possibly hand you a resume or a signed copy of her book.
I don't know who this Sheri Dew woman is, but I can think of several funny and inappropriate titles just based on her name (it's really just too easy!).
do the dew, jon... do iiiit...
(and by "do" i mean... "drink"?... it in?... for an all-natural high?...)
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